if you’re a lesbian you’re automatically in so much drama you didnt even know you were in
some kid: warrior cats is…….dumb
me in 4th grade w all the other warrior cat roleplaying recess kids w sharp leaves inbetween our fingers to make claws:
WE NEED HELP!!
Our commune, named Majakka (Lighthouse in
Finnish), which is largely composed of queer, gay and trans people and
children, is in danger of collapsing due to insufficient funds to pay
the rent for the next month. We have functioned as a safe haven for
people internationally to either just visit or move, so that they can
have a safe place to go to. Without the rent money for next month it’s possible that multiple trans people and children would go homeless.
So please help us make rent and keep a roof over the head of the well over a dozen people who either live here or otherwise depend on it for their existence. We would be eternally grateful for every single cent raised for this cause.
The starting goal of 300€ is to cover the same amount missing from one room’s rent, which is housing Fenia (me), Zoe (a trans abuse survivor fleeing from her parents), and Redge, a Russian activist who could be facing death in Russia if they have to go back there. The room we have is big, but the rent matches the size at 900€ a month (plus water and electricity). If this cost is covered it means that the most of our issues are solved, but because of certain things I can only update about later, we might need a lot more assistance.
Thank you for your time <3
Here is the paypal link to use for donations:
paypal.me/fenastrand
karamo: charlie, we’re going to get you back on the dating scene. what do you think about that?
antoni: yeah, that’s actually why we’re here. we’re going to put your profile on match.com.
charlie: uh, i don’t see why? i got the waitress, guys.
karamo: well, we thought maybe you could meet somebody new.
jvn: yeah. someone you like even more than the waitress.
charlie: i don’t see how that’s possible, but i’ll tell you what: let me pop a quick “H” on this box, okay? that way we all know it’s filled with hornets. okay?
bobby: …okay. yeah. do what you gotta do.
charlie: these things sting like a bitch, man.
karamo: so, first thing we gotta do is take your picture for the profile, so… jonathan, do you have the makeup?
charlie: oh, no makeup! come on.
jvn: well, those hornet stings are pretty bad, buddy. so i think we’re going to have to…
charlie: yeah, but… i am who i am.
jvn: let’s do who you are minus the hornet stings.
bobby: let’s pretend you’re not who you are and just try to attract a woman.
charlie: i tell you what. what if i wore a checkered hat, and i smoked a pipe? that’d work.
tan: why would you want a checkered hat and a pipe?
charlie: you know, for the sherlock holmes look.
tan: why would you want to look like sherlock holmes? who are you trying to attract, exactly?
charlie: intelligent women.
jvn: okay, i’m just gonna take the photo right now without the makeup, and see if he likes it. ready?
charlie: oh, that felt good. was that sexy? that felt sexy.
karamo: …we’ll photoshop it.
antoni: yeah, i can see where this is going. let’s just not do that. we’ll just photoshop it.
charlie: you want to take another one?
jvn: no, no, we’ll find another picture that we can use and that’ll be fine.
karamo: all right, let’s talk about your likes and dislikes.
antoni: how about your favourite food? what would that be?
charlie: oh, milksteak.
antoni: hm?
charlie: milksteak.
antoni: i’m gonna put “steak.”
charlie: no. put milksteak. she’ll know what it is.
antoni: she won’t know. nobody knows what that is.
karamo: okay, all right. what’s your favourite hobby?
charlie: uh, magnets.
jvn: magnets? okay, what, like making magnets, collecting magnets, playing with magnets?
charlie: just magnets.
karamo: i’m gonna put snowboarding.
charlie: i don’t really snowboard.
bobby: all right, what are some of your likes?
charlie: uh, ghouls.
tan: son of a bitch. what are you talking about now?
charlie: you know, funny little green ghouls, like…
jvn: like in movies and cartoons?
charlie: little green ghouls, buddy!
tan: don’t write ghouls!
karamo: i’m not! i’m putting travel.
tan: jesus christ. what are your dislikes?
charlie: people’s knees.
tan: oh, come on!
karamo: you know what? we’ll make it up. we’ll make the whole thing up.
bobby: let’s get out of here.
jvn: we’ll doctor the picture.
charlie: cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around everywhere.